ducks who went cluck

Clara: Eh! blockbuster hit seh!!!! i have a guess that our parents are pai kias who wonder along dark alleys and robbing people of blood (thinking too much of twilight) then our parents got ****ed up, they didn't want us, so we were born in some bike or something. and our parents threw us along the roadside along th way to Johor! thats how we end up in Singapore!
then nurses who found us quickly found new parents for us. then they got the parents to wear a hospital gown, holding th baby, sitting on the bed and take photo! then they gave us birth certificates and then for our birth dates, they just choose whichever number they like! and years later BAM! th 2 sisters meet at a school they found out that their parents are bikers and they go on a quest to find them!! (WITHOUT GOING TO CHINA!)
BOOM! Blockbuster HIT of th season!!!! arm packed with explosive poison!!!

This girl is such a do-do bird. Hahahahahahaha, this post is dedicated to Clara Sim. :D





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