Sunday, December 14, 2008

Making peace with an empty town

Name 10 people:

1. Olivia
2. Nurul
3. Bhavna
4. Jiale
5. Bryan
6. S
7. Kaiting
8. Kylie
9. Yvonne
10. My dog


1. Have you ever fancied #5?
My cousin, eh?
Naw, but I can hardly count the number of girls who take a fancy in him now.


2. Describe #8.
Kylie's wit annoys me sometimes, but at other times I think I love her many many!
Hahaha, she's been a really great friend these like what, 8 years? It has been one heck of a friendship is all I can say.

3. What will happen if #1 and #3 goes steady?
I know they wouldn't. Lesbos? And besides I believe Oli's unavailable. So, to all those others interested in her, si xin ba. (:

4. What is #7's concept of sexy?
Eheheh. I know what's not though, someone's whose name starts with a K.

5. Will you ever think of marrying #1 or #9?
No. No homos, thank you very very much.

6. Will #2 and #3 date?
No, how can a fish love a banana? It goes against all laws of the animal and (fruit?) kingdom. But then again, love defies all things, blahblahblah. (And why all the dating questions are same gender.)

7. Have you ever loved #4?
ERM. hi J, I (gag) luv (gag) you.
Hahahahahahaha, loser TP. But I can tell him lotsa stuffs but I always get suanned.

8. What would you do if you never met #1?
I can't do anything. But then I wouldn't have an endless supply of candy from her fridge. No spasms of laughter, no trying to push each other into the pool. No saying hi to mom. NO yemoi, jase and no threesome. Possibly I would have never gotten one position lower than her for EOYs, and no co-singer at the old folk's home. No meeting Bel and Naomi, no quarreling with Darren. No meeting of Daryl. Eh, the list just goes on.

9. What will happen if #10 suddenly dies?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

10. Are #4 and #6 good friends?
They both like to bully me.

11. Describe #3.
Bhavna, I'm too lazy to type out the whole chunk like what Oli did for me. Heehee, sorry. I'm hungry.
Okok, fine.
She's one bitch that I hate, extremely bossy, thinks of self first. Never thinks about me, always herself. Selfish, irritating, annoying. Only considers her own viewpoints and doesn't listen to others. Expects people to listen to her but she doesn't help others when they need help . Lazy lazy girl.
Alright, just take all I said and translate to the opposite.
Meaning : "bitch that I hate" to " bitch I love" etcetcetc. :D
Hope I didn't scare you banana. Hahahahahahaha.

12. If #5 and #7 hate each other.
They don't know each other personally.

Tag 5 people to do this quiz.
1. Anybody
2. Anybody
3. Anybody
4. Anybody
5. Anybody